In what the United States Government hopes will be the start of a long and fruitful partnership, The Walt Disney Company has been awarded a lucrative Department of Defense contract after overtaking Lockheed Martin in the production of bombs.
Published: Sunday, February 4th, 2024 @ 9:53 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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In an astonishing Black Friday sale, Lockheed Martin is now offering to equip 2 wars for the price of 1.
Published: Sunday, January 14th, 2024 @ 2:10 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Harry Splugwarp, a deacon at Straight & Narrow Church, began searching the scriptures fervently for Jesus' teaching about funding Lockheed Martin following House Speaker Nancy Pelosi's comments that funding a war in a foreign land was tantamount to feeding someone who was hungry.
Published: Monday, May 23rd, 2022 @ 7:34 pm
By: Babylon Bee
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Lockheed Martin CEO Jim Taiclet warned during a Sunday interview that supply chain issues were hurting his company’s ability to ramp up production of a critical weapon that the U.S. has shipped to Ukraine in an effort to beat back Russia’s invasion into the country.
Published: Wednesday, May 11th, 2022 @ 8:13 pm
By: Daily Wire
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